Same here. I swear, if we ever meet and the first thing you do is kiss my hand, I'll be yours forever. You know when I want to be out of a relationship when I go from romantic and whimsical to business-like. I broke up with my last girlfriend by saying "due to recent complications, I believe it is in our best interests that we break up." (Ouch).
Seriously. I then adjusted my tie, packed up my briefcase and walked away.
And d00d, pizz-ouncin' is mosdefinitely on the menu. And I promise you, there shant be any "slam fucking" in my kitchen. (What the hell was he thinking? And why am I thinking in terms of fancy Italian restaurants?).
Comments 7
I may pretend to be a sex-crazed skank, but truthfully, I'm the biggest romantic sap you'll ever meet.
Reply
Reply
You could have always outsourced her. haha.
Pffst. You know damn well that if we meet, I won't have time to kiss your hand. We're both going to POUNCE. hahahaha.
Reply
And d00d, pizz-ouncin' is mosdefinitely on the menu. And I promise you, there shant be any "slam fucking" in my kitchen. (What the hell was he thinking? And why am I thinking in terms of fancy Italian restaurants?).
Reply
MEN CAN HAVE BREASTS TOO. MAN BOOBS. From beer and excessive eating habits.
Pffst. Don't discriminate.
Reply
Leave a comment