[101: VIDEO]

[mothinabath]

[Here is Moss, looking extremely proud of himself. Why? Well, you're about to find out.]

I see I'm not the only one who's been hit with the creativity bug today. But for this one I suggest you hold onto your seats, because I'm about to blow. Your. Minds.

[Moss pauses here for dramatic effect, before producing this tie with a flourish.

Comments

[no_defender]

How in the world did you end up creating a hallucinogenic gas in the process of making a necktie?

[mothinabath]

These things are far more complex than you'd think. You can't just cut few holes in it and leave it at that. It takes time and planning and effort... And okay, maybe the hallucinogenic gas wasn't exactly intended to be a part of it, but it's far more likely than you might think.

[no_defender]

It is a tie full of pens. It was not worth it.

Are you sleeping on the couch?

[mothinabath]

I'm never going to have to worry about being caught without office equipment again. It was completely worth it.

...I was planning to. Although I could sleep on the floor. Would you rather I did that?

[madforcraic]

And you won't go and check if the gas has dissipated this time "just in case", will you.

[mothinabath]

Oh, come on, Roy. I think I learned my lesson about that the last time it happened.

[madforcraic]

You said that last time too!

[mothinabath]

That was last time. This time's different. I'm hardly likely to make the same mistake three... no, sorry. Five times, am I?

[fatespoken]

You'd have to hate yourself to wear that.

[mothinabath]

...Well, I'd wear it.

[fatespoken]

Watch out for neck strain. All those office supplies? You're bound to pull something.

[mothinabath]

Don't worry. That thought had already occurred to me. I won't be putting the heavier supplies in until I've strengthened my neck muscles with occasional use of a Cockney accent.