Bullet-Pointed Rant.
1. Pushing your sales assistant *then* asking for help is not a good way of getting a smile.
2. Being snotty to your sales assistant is a good way of getting stabbed in the eye with a prong.
3. Fucking throwing your weight around is not a good way of motivating your employees.
4. Fucking asking to go in on an expensive present and then after I've paid for it ALL ON MY OWN still demanding to have your name on the damn thing saying you'll give me the money later. And then not? Not a good way to fucking keep things pleasant. Fuck you.
5. Trying to make me feel guilty because you feel bad is not fucking on.
6. Fucking keeping me late, after messing my schedule around, is also not a fucking good way of keeping your employee happy.
Not in any particular order of course. I'm just in such a furious mood. I'm also in pain which is making me even worse.
The theme tune for me while at work due to management:
It's just one of those days
When ya don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks.
You don't really know why
But you wanna justify rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away mother fucker!
It's just one of those days!
It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit lettin' shit slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip
It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit talkin' that shit
It's just one of those days
Feelin' like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz I'm fuckin' up your program
And if you're stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker!
It's just one of those days!
It's all about the he said she said bullshit.
I think you better quit lettin shit slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip
It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit talkin that shit, punk
So come and get it
I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance
Cuz right now I'm dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers, that want to step up
I hope ya know
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break something tonight
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break something tonight
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break your fuckin' face tonight
Give me stuff to break
Give me stuff to break
Just give me stuff to break
How 'bout your fuckin' face?
I hope you know I pack a chainsaw, what? A chainsaw, what?, a mutherfuckin' chainsaw, what?
So come and get it
It's all about the he said she said bullshit.
I think you better quit lettin shit slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip
It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit talkin that shit
Punk, so come and get it
Not a good day. Not. At. All.
Fuck everyone.
2. Being snotty to your sales assistant is a good way of getting stabbed in the eye with a prong.
3. Fucking throwing your weight around is not a good way of motivating your employees.
4. Fucking asking to go in on an expensive present and then after I've paid for it ALL ON MY OWN still demanding to have your name on the damn thing saying you'll give me the money later. And then not? Not a good way to fucking keep things pleasant. Fuck you.
5. Trying to make me feel guilty because you feel bad is not fucking on.
6. Fucking keeping me late, after messing my schedule around, is also not a fucking good way of keeping your employee happy.
Not in any particular order of course. I'm just in such a furious mood. I'm also in pain which is making me even worse.
The theme tune for me while at work due to management:
It's just one of those days
When ya don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks.
You don't really know why
But you wanna justify rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away mother fucker!
It's just one of those days!
It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit lettin' shit slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip
It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit talkin' that shit
It's just one of those days
Feelin' like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz I'm fuckin' up your program
And if you're stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker!
It's just one of those days!
It's all about the he said she said bullshit.
I think you better quit lettin shit slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip
It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit talkin that shit, punk
So come and get it
I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance
Cuz right now I'm dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers, that want to step up
I hope ya know
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break something tonight
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break something tonight
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break your fuckin' face tonight
Give me stuff to break
Give me stuff to break
Just give me stuff to break
How 'bout your fuckin' face?
I hope you know I pack a chainsaw, what? A chainsaw, what?, a mutherfuckin' chainsaw, what?
So come and get it
It's all about the he said she said bullshit.
I think you better quit lettin shit slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip
It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit talkin that shit
Punk, so come and get it
Not a good day. Not. At. All.
Fuck everyone.