MEME TIME!

[mothwentbad]

Ok, this one's actually kind of fun, if you really go for it:

I would like all my LJ friends to comment about how you got to know me. But I want you to LIE. That's right. Just make it up. If you'd like, copy this to your journal so I can do the same.

Comments

[alias_sqbr]

I don't know you. I'm a very cleverly programmed adbot.

[mothwentbad]

But you found this blog somehow, but not others. Or are there many fake accounts, and you use an algorithm to sort us? And what have I bought because of you? Or are you a beta, and the product placement won't come until later versions after the protype learns how to pass the Turing Test?

[alias_sqbr]

Oh, i found this blog somehow but not others. Would you like it if they were not there many fake accounts and i use an algorithm to sort us? Does that question interest you? Would you prefer if I were not a beta and the product placement wont come until later versions after the protype learns what to pass the turing test?

[mothwentbad]

ERROR ERROR MELTDOWN

FAILING TURING TEST

ABORT

[implicitlyjaded]

Hmm... the real story isn't good enough?

[mothwentbad]

I could make a separate post for that, if you really want one.

[implicitlyjaded]

You did already.

[a_tergo_lupi]

We met on a blind date set up by my friend, the math professor. The sex was great, but the conversation was a little awkward since we disagreed vociferously about Goldbach's conjecture. The fighting over that actually led to the sex, but it was simply not meant to be.

[mothwentbad]

Yeah, you gave me a fake Lebesgue number. I felt like a moron.

[a_tergo_lupi]

Maybe if you're going to that graph theory conference, we could do drinks just once more... for old times sake.

[skepanie]

We are both serial killers. You found out about my murders and started sending me messages in code. I was glad to finally have a friend who understood.

[mothwentbad]

Minotaur use axe. What skepanie use?

[skepanie]

Excessive Facebook posts and my vast inner stores of rage (it becomes corporeal and I can send it out in the world to do my bidding)

[skepanie]

but you already knew that. Because you're my serial killer friend.