So I finally figured out why...

[pinkyracer]

I am going to be single forever. After three long, miserable weeks of separation, I finally got to pick him up from the doctor. I didn't want to take him in in the first place, but it got to the point where he seriously could not get out of bed. I neglect him horribly, never wash him, and resent having to take him in for any maintenance whatsoever

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[benndragon]

Humans are better at self-maintenance, I've found. At the very least they usually take their own showers. But it's easier to find a motorcycle who doesn't mind if you take another bike for a spin, or have a couple of bikes in the stable ;).