Someone has apparently got it into their head that I would benefit from a large dose of Cialis, because I seem to get advertisements for it all the time. That and these pointless one-liners, unconnected to any product, such as "Stop devouring these doughnuts and sweet pies! You are ruining your future!" or "Glenda never understood why Robbie seemed disinterested in bed. One day he told her their laundry soap left him with ring around the collar. He served her with divorce papers after the very next wash." Presumably, these are some sort of modern morality tales, the condensed versions, and I usually have a few of them and a couple of random "give her what she's been craving" Viagra ads, which I giggle at endlessly, because on the list of the things I crave, a man filled to the gills with Viagra is somewhere near the bottom. :D
On some of my older email accounts (that I use for randomly signing up stuff), I get lots of Viagra/Cialis ads, too. But they're nowhere near as interesting as yours. If I receive an email telling me that Jaffa Cakes are ruining my future, though... I will lodge a complaint. LoL.
And I know what you mean about not having a man pumped full of Viagra somewhere on our ultimate wishlist, LoL... but then, we're not sex people (to borrow a term from Alan Partridge X-D), are we?
I really ought to sign up for some more freebie e-mail accounts, so I can register for things and avoid the ads. Not sure at all how that uni e-mail of mine got out, though, as I do try to avoid giving it out. LoL, the day I got the sweet pies one, I kept looking at my body in the mirror stressing someone somewhere had seen me and thought I'd benefit from the message....one should really be careful about sending that to someone who used to struggle with anorectic tendencies.
LoL, whenever I've seen the commercials for it, I've always been really turned off. Especially the "Bob" commercials. Not to make light of someone's physical complaints and their whatnot, just, the way the market it is so cringe-worthy. Just realised I probably shouldn't have typed whatnot...I meant whatever their problem is...oh well. LoL, the whole thing is just quite amusing. I may not have my citizenship anymore but I can still say no sex please, we're British. ;)
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So... they're looking for the bird, eh? Give that Cialis a shot and they'll find the bird, LoL. Nudge nudge wink wink and all that.
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And I know what you mean about not having a man pumped full of Viagra somewhere on our ultimate wishlist, LoL... but then, we're not sex people (to borrow a term from Alan Partridge X-D), are we?
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LoL, whenever I've seen the commercials for it, I've always been really turned off. Especially the "Bob" commercials. Not to make light of someone's physical complaints and their whatnot, just, the way the market it is so cringe-worthy. Just realised I probably shouldn't have typed whatnot...I meant whatever their problem is...oh well. LoL, the whole thing is just quite amusing. I may not have my citizenship anymore but I can still say no sex please, we're British. ;)
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