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[motorhome]

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Psst! It's because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . . mowing my lawn.

New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're

Comments

[callmesteam]

excellent! and if you wrote it in a rage, double excellent!

[mineyes]

some of these are seriously, seriously amazing.

[wrathofangels]

stop stealing shit from the internet and come to canada for poutine before you leave.