The camping trip was a last minute adventure. Picked up Madeleine from Seattle at 7pm and arrived at Tinkham campgrounds (exit 42!) around 9ish. Me and Madeleine laughed so hard that night. Funny thing is is that I don't remember what was so hilarious; my never-ending peeing in the outhouse? Our clumsy hand movements resulting in beer soaked ( Read more... )

I think I just blew my brains out through my nose. It looks lovely on the kleenex.

Looking at my graduation gown I stumbled upon the greatest idea for it's future use. On July 15th at midnight there's going to be a Harry Potter party at Barnes & Noble and me and Lynn are dressing up. The gown looks exactly like a Hogsworth school uniform. rock.

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I am done with school life. Last night I met up with a bunch of SU kids at this ghetto place called Vito's. I imagined the door man as a killer from the Italian mafia, while on the inside I found a bunch of Asian kids thinking they were black, dancing like there were burning coals underneath their feet, sliding this way and that way, gesturing gang ( Read more... )

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I chuckled when reading this before class the other day. Quite loudly that the guy next to me had to ask what was so funny. I told him we're all going to die soon and then we had a discussion about how fun that will be.

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Last night after coming home from celebrating mr. Justin's birthday and a bottle of Chardonnay sloshing around in my stomach I brewed some coffee and prepared myself for reading Henry Miller's Sexus once again. I was still quite jolly and the words and expressions took on a brand new meaning. Where before I didn't notice his keen sarcasm or ( Read more... )

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oh god i smell like summer. my feet look like it too.

Seriously God come on have a sense of humor or at least space out your "I'm going to fuck with you" moments throughout the week. Oui? Today was just big conglomerate of all the things that could go wrong in one (not even whole) day. Hell, I couldn't even stop to laugh at the fucked up situations. Thank you greatly. But at least my salad is the bomb ( Read more... )

It's safe to say that I just had the most violent and gorey dream last night. Aliens, which were kind of like the replicators from SG1 only more furry and small creature like, landed on earth and lured some people into drinking this substance that made you invisible. After a year of so of hibernation and preparation the people were ready to ( Read more... )