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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are flexible and ready for anything!
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
well you know the color scheme matches my LJ.
p.s. ANYONE UNTRAMMELED YET BOUND BY THE CHAINS OF LOVE WHO IS SELFCONFIDENT AND DELIGHTS IN IMAGINING I WILL BEND OVER BACKWARDS AT THE DROP OF A HAT FOR THEM AND HAPPENS TO DESIRE MY HAND IN MARRIAGE ASAP-- CALL ME
what a bunch of bunk.
the Wit
(60% dark, 39% spontaneous, 33% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're
probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious.
You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that 'the Simpsons' philosophy?--but
rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found
in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral
approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff
writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's
also the best, in my opinion.
Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 76% on dark
You scored higher than 34% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 57% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
so there.