You know what I miss? Innocent little junior high/high school parties where there was no alcohol and kissing got you high. There was only a short period of time where that was the highlight of your lives.
Then there was booze, alcohol, and dry fucking all over the place. Ah, well, such is life.
I'll tell you a secret: I used to be a little boy.
I was really confused for quite some time, check it: I have a cowboy hat, a sheriff badge, an aviator jumpsuit, and barbie shoes. Oh yea, I could not decide.
So my mom was looking through and she was like, "Look at these, these are nice ones, you were so cute. See look at this one, your eyes were so big. What HAPPENED to you?" Err...
I like how mothers laugh when they look at old baby pictures.
There's nothing quite like it.