So we have this thing at work where we "pwn" each other, or rather some people pwn others for not locking their computer when they leave their desk. We do this to prevent people from accessing our computers because our accounts have higher user rights. Anyway, what people do is they take a screen shot of your desktop as you left it and set it as your wallpaper, then they lock you out and hide the login prompt window. What happens is when the user returns they start trying to click at their screen thinking that their computer froze.
Today this happened to me because a random user showed up and pulled me away from my desk. I didn't get a chance to lock it on my way out so my friend Eugene pwned my computer. What a fucker. But he didn't save my old desktop wallpaper and it got lost and I'm extremely sad.
So I made a new one using that bukake monster and advertised eugene's work joke name "eugyna." My work inside joke is "ashley SMASH" said in a dumb hulk fashion, just to show that the jokes not just one him. But now everytime I lock my computer it looks like this: