If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

(Try to post yours without looking at other comments first.)

This just seems like it could be such great fun! Show me yours and I'll show you mine!

“If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?”

This just in:

Andrew's a dumbface.

The world is shit.
I hate everything.
Sometimes, diary, I think you're my only friend.
Except for the razor, of course.
And Ruth. She's a bitch.

I saw her in the hallway today.
She smiled at me and I smiled back
BUT THE SMILE WAS FALSE
Because we are NOT friends.

Dear Creepers,

The reason you can't read my entries is not because I'm not updating.
It's because the vast majority of my posts are friends only
and you are not my friends
and you never will be.
Stop creeping.

Love,
Katie

Random thought:

You know those "You Know You're a Music-blahblah If..." lists? And how it's always, "You can only say the alphabet up to G"? I always get momentarily confused because (thanks Mr. Bushey and fixed Do) my alphabet begins on C. I'm always like, "Lies! After G comes A and B! Oh...wait...yeah..."
The end.
This was kind of pointless.

...and now that the toilet is fixed the house is eerily silent.

It's nighttime and it's raining.
That's my favorite.

I think you should read this...but I'm not going to force it upon you.
...so here it is hiding behind a cut.

( Eve Ensler on Sarah Palin )

This is what I've been doing all night. There are a bunch more, as well.

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It's a dramatic reading of the worst fanfiction ever. Really...it'll come up as number one if that's what you google.

It's called "My Immortal" and is a Harry Potter story about a "goffik" girl named Ebony (Enoby, Enobby, Ebondy) who is a vampire witch with straight white teeth ( Read more... )