Oh, it just adds three years, which puts you in at eleven, and some of those years you didn't take any classes at all.
Relax.
And you have almost sold me on Smallville, though I would prefer if mister Death Ordainer touched clark and then saw, in sequence, a series of bone fragment protruding from a grey flesh, Shaquille O'Neal with a hammer, some shitty blue suit with a white cape and lightning bolts, and then shook his head and said either "Nevermind, money says we can't kill you lest we diminish our dwindling market share any futher," or "You will die when Vertigo becomes great."
Because let's be serious. Every non-Vertigo, non-Batman DC comic sucks.
What are you talking about? DC bought Wildstorm, so instead of having their own lame characters, they also have watered down, barely concealed knock offs of Marvel's lame characters as well! You might be like "Wait, doesn't that help my arguement?" And you'd be right, until I showed you DC's new logo:
Then you'd be like, "Whoa, DC rules because it's apparently not just a comic book company, but also a totally sweet XFL team!"
Smallville rules. I watched one last night where Clark is in shop class, and he holds up his final project, a chrome "S" in the style of the Superman logo. He's holding it at chest level. The shop teacher looks at it and says something like "That font sucks. You get a C." Then Clark beat the shit out of twin Jonathan Taylor Thomases. It was wicked.
i'm totally concerned with your college career and future, believe me, BUT..i_am_scowlingMay 11 2005, 06:59:42 UTC
...wait, whooaaaaa. so, ALL i have to do to own the light-saber spoon is buy a box of SMACKS??? holy crap. i don't think i could've made it more evident how long it's been since i've shopped for cereal (since i have three roomies to select as mooch-off-you-for-cereal-kthx-targets)...but i have heard about this spoon and wanted to own it, and now i can make it miiiine!
Re: i'm totally concerned with your college career and future, believe me, BUT..mountain_doucheMay 14 2005, 05:34:44 UTC
Midnight showing indeed!
You need to get a lightsaber fork. That way I can carry my lightsaber spoon, and when I run into you, we'll draw our utensils and charge at each other for have an epic battle of Jedi silverware. Good versus evil, fork versus spoon. I'm sure that would be symbolic somehow, much like this very post is symbolic. Symbolic of what a gigantic tool I am.
i must tell you that i though thought that you had died. and i must tell you that your entry made me laugh a lot. did you really plan on spending 10 years in college?
I'll probably die again, since I can barely work up the motivation to not sleep in my clothes, let alone write about my day. Thanks for noticing though!
I wouldn't say I "planned" on spending 10 years in college, it just kinda happened. Much like people don't "plan" to be bed ridden by obesity, they sit around on their ass doing nothing but watch QVC for years and then it "just kinda happens." Same principal.
I like the avatar, congratulations on becoming a coked up asian boy!
Hey thanks a lot dude. Both for the compliment and for the add. I added you back. I don't really update this all that frequently, which is why it took me about 6 years to respond, but thanks again all the same.
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Relax.
And you have almost sold me on Smallville, though I would prefer if mister Death Ordainer touched clark and then saw, in sequence, a series of bone fragment protruding from a grey flesh, Shaquille O'Neal with a hammer, some shitty blue suit with a white cape and lightning bolts, and then shook his head and said either "Nevermind, money says we can't kill you lest we diminish our dwindling market share any futher," or "You will die when Vertigo becomes great."
Because let's be serious. Every non-Vertigo, non-Batman DC comic sucks.
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Then you'd be like, "Whoa, DC rules because it's apparently not just a comic book company, but also a totally sweet XFL team!"
Smallville rules. I watched one last night where Clark is in shop class, and he holds up his final project, a chrome "S" in the style of the Superman logo. He's holding it at chest level. The shop teacher looks at it and says something like "That font sucks. You get a C." Then Clark beat the shit out of twin Jonathan Taylor Thomases. It was wicked.
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holy crap. i don't think i could've made it more evident how long it's been since i've shopped for cereal (since i have three roomies to select as mooch-off-you-for-cereal-kthx-targets)...but i have heard about this spoon and wanted to own it, and now i can make it miiiine!
soo uh, going to the midnight showing???
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You need to get a lightsaber fork. That way I can carry my lightsaber spoon, and when I run into you, we'll draw our utensils and charge at each other for have an epic battle of Jedi silverware. Good versus evil, fork versus spoon. I'm sure that would be symbolic somehow, much like this very post is symbolic. Symbolic of what a gigantic tool I am.
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I wouldn't say I "planned" on spending 10 years in college, it just kinda happened. Much like people don't "plan" to be bed ridden by obesity, they sit around on their ass doing nothing but watch QVC for years and then it "just kinda happens." Same principal.
I like the avatar, congratulations on becoming a coked up asian boy!
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On a side note, I'm adding you. I think Nicole is stalking you too.
Until then, maybe I'll see you around campus.
Hehe. Douche. Uh, sorry.
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