You can have my ChoperedelusionaireOctober 13 2007, 14:14:12 UTC
My Chope is the perfect dog. At the top of Chope's list is sleep. Then there's eat. Lick feet compulsively, in-between licking ugly parts. Nap. Non-committed growl as cat walks by. Snooze. Try to jump on bed, but bottom half-doesn't make it. Fall, without grace, to the floor in a pile. Maybe try again? Nah. Too tired. There are chipper moments when a Chope will look at you and lift her ears into perky little folded triangles. And make her Chewbacca noise. Time to pee on the sidewalk.
She allows you to poke the little space where here front tooth fell out a long time ago. (She never used Ipana) And like most dogs, Chope has a hard time chewing food without having little chunks fall out of the side-flap-lips.
Always amusing.
But there are the nostril-hair-melting farts. Rotten broccoli? Piping-hot garbage? Mostly SBD's but every now and again you get a whistle or a *poooot.
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At the top of Chope's list is sleep.
Then there's eat.
Lick feet compulsively, in-between licking ugly parts.
Nap.
Non-committed growl as cat walks by.
Snooze.
Try to jump on bed, but bottom half-doesn't make it. Fall, without grace, to the floor in a pile. Maybe try again? Nah. Too tired.
There are chipper moments when a Chope will look at you and lift her ears into perky little folded triangles. And make her Chewbacca noise. Time to pee on the sidewalk.
She allows you to poke the little space where here front tooth fell out a long time ago. (She never used Ipana)
And like most dogs, Chope has a hard time chewing food without having little chunks fall out of the side-flap-lips.
Always amusing.
But there are the nostril-hair-melting farts. Rotten broccoli? Piping-hot garbage? Mostly SBD's but every now and again you get a whistle or a *poooot.
You know- I change my mind.
Get your own dog.
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