For all the people whove gotten killed on this job, I have never recognized a name. I have remained ignorant of the emotion involved, and I was never envious of those who didnt ( Read more... )

1. Despite some people's best guess and perhaps my own 'best interest,' I did NOT, in fact, get laid, bone, fuck, screw, score ass, poke, do the lambada at any angle, get lucky, or any other doofy sexual innuendo referring to... a change of pace. Im still "oh-fer ( Read more... )

I try to go a baseball game a few times a year. Its one of the rare occurances that legions of New Yorkers can actually find a common thread and agree on something; at least in the South Bronx its the case... way out in Queens its just a bunch of people being gay, but thats beside the point ( Read more... )

Today I drove my truck into a fucking tree ( Read more... )

Today, I saw something that made me a little nostalgic for the past. Not the distant past... just maybe a couple of years ago. Somebody's new last name ( Read more... )

Well it might finally be happening. After 5 years of talk, and maybe's and near misses, I think I finally got a grip on something that I can ride out of Florida ( Read more... )

Yes, Im still here. Im just busy. But soon. Ill update for real.

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Im on the C-Shift. In Clearwater, it happens to be the youngest shift in the department. I heard that a few years ago, the opposite was true, but then all the old guys retired, and instead of mixing up the other two shifts, and averaging everything out, a bunch of new people were largely put together, and here we are today ( Read more... )

Today I got the 2nd worst haircut of my life, trailing only the "SuckCut" incident of 2004 in Jacksonville. That day, I also gave up a shirt which I left behind as I was so consumed with the idea that someone could stay in business while providing such poor quality in his profession. That, and I found the old guy creepy, in an after school ( Read more... )