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[mountaintoclimb]

My mother is very pregnant. She eats a lot of peanuts on english muffins that have been coated with strawberry jam, and all sorts of pepper. There is black pepper on everything she eats and piles of tiny red peppers in the refrigerator. The baby kicks whenever she is not eating and apparently my mother has had bruises, presumably from tiny fetus

Comments

[maruib]

Found it. I'll call you as soon as I'm in bed so that we can fall asleep listening to each other breathe.

[petenshi_sama]

Wow. Your family must have taken all the crack out of your bloodline. Don't worry, you still have a little bit left.

[mountaintoclimb]

I doubt it.

[petenshi_sama]

[mountaintoclimb]

I have never danced like that.

[koori_no_king]

Bored? How on Earth? It sounds like you're having a very interesting life at the moment.

[mountaintoclimb]

There is nothing interesting about attempting to revive a half-dead fish.

[emperorsanada]

...

[mountaintoclimb]

...how is the baby?

[emperorsanada]

She's good.

[weak_flavors]

Is it truly a 'frankenfish'? Those have been known to jump out of their tanks and escape.

[mountaintoclimb]

They haven't been known to get very far.

[weak_flavors]

If the door is closed, perhaps not.

[mountaintoclimb]

I will make sure to keep my door closed, then.