tofu
title: tofu
rating: pg
paring: young!jongyu
genre: nonsenselol, fluff
a.n: omg, this is like so pointless and it just came out of nowhere, okay lol. look wht i found on tumblr the other day, its totally relevant LMAO.
"Let’s play ‘guess what?’" a five year old Jonghyun says to Onew, who was one year his senior. It was play time for this kindergarten class. They were supposed to be visiting Kibum’s happy family over there as uncle and aunty but Kibum had been too engrossed in his role as Taemin’s mommy and Minho’s faithful wife to remember. Onew watched as Kibum fixed Minho’s crooked tie and sent the ‘dad’ off to work with an oversized briefcase that was half the size of Minho’s body. Onew giggled to himself as he saw Taemin fork imaginary blueberry pancakes into his mouth from the empty yellow plate and exclaimed to Key, "Mmm, umma’s pancakes are daebak!~ "
"Yah, hyung, play with me!" Jonghyun looked up at Onew with his best puppy eyes and the cutest pout Onew has ever seen in his whole life. Onew blushes and nods timidly, “Sure, you go first.”
Jonghyun smiles his brightest and gets serious in a split second, sitting still on his little blue stool and Onew guesses, "A turtle?" Jonghyun shakes his head.
"Poke me, Onew hyung." Without hesitation, Onew pokes Jonghyun with his little, stubby index finger and Jonghyun responds by moving a little from left to right, like a floating buoy in the ocean.
"I don't know," Onew gives up, crossing his arms across his chest, jutting his lower lip out and letting out the impatient side of him.
"I'm a block of tofu!" the younger of the two exclaims. Onew laughs, his lips pulling into a smile before he shoves at Jonghyun. Jonghyun, being the insistent actor he was, swings dramatically from left to right, almost falling onto the floor.
"What do you want to do now?" asks Jonghyun, looking up to his hyung, who contemplates it by scrunching his features and squinting his eyes adorably like his whole life depended on it.
"Let's go read my favourite book! You know, the one where the dinosaur's favourite food was tofu and mushrooms," he explains to his donsaeng and takes his little hand in his, walking over to the book shelves.
On the other side of the room, one can hear Kibum's loud exclamation of, "Oh, honey, you're home!" and quickly walks over to Minho, who has done nothing but sit outside the house, with a book from his briefcase on his lap for two minutes because Kibum said so. Kibum gives his hubby a kiss on the cheek with a big mwaaah~.
Little Taemin's hands shoot up to cover his eyes and he yells, "PDA, PDA, TOO MUCH PDA!" mimicking his Taesun hyung whenever their dad came home from work and his mom came out to greet him.
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Jonghyun fidgets in his seat, pencil in hand. They have to write down who they want to sit with at their new tables and Jonghyun only wants to sit with his hyung. He looks up and watches as Onew write down the four names he wants to sit with. Kibum looks over onto Onew's sheet of paper and shouts, "Hey, you can't write Jonghyun four times!"
Onew flails and falls out of his chair, trying to cover his paper.
The teacher walks over and says to a red Onew that you can't write the same person four times. What about Taemin? Or Kibum?
Kibum hmphs and sticks his nose up into air, Minho's all I need anyways. Taemin looks up at the mention of his name but goes back to his banana milk that wasn't supposed to be consumed until snack time but he gets away with everything so that's that. Jonghyun catches Onew's eyes and Onew sends him a dazzling smile.
Jonghyun blushes and writes down Onew, Onew, Onew and Taemin, only because he couldn't write someone's name four times.
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Onew, Jonghyun, and Taemin end up in the same group.
(But Kibum comes over whenever the teacher's not looking and drags Taemin off to his and Minho's table (love nest) anyways because he insists that Taemin should be where his umma is.)