taking advice from an idiot
taking advice from an idiot
pg13 for swearing, jongyu, crack
you give me 10,000 nights of thunder, but i'll give them all back to you,
'cause you're so oooh (doo doo doo), so ahh (doo doo doo), so cool.
a.n; okay so i have no idea where this came from lol there's less than an hour before the new year for me so happy (early/belated/or whatever idek) new year, everyone ♥
It's New Year's eve and Onew can't relax even though they were free to spend the year's last day with themselves, alone and without schedules. So many things were running through his mind. He smiled a little when he thought back to that rock performance of Lucifer they did and felt really satisfied because he thought he looked pretty damn good singing and doing whatever he thought he should be doing up there on that stage. But then as quick as that momentary feeling of accomplishment came, it left, leaving Onew's head reeling with regrets and should'ves, could'ves but didn'ts.
He sighs as he rolls over onto his back, star-fish style. He puts his arm over his eyes and sighs.
"Hey hyung, you know what you need?"
The voice makes Onew jump and he raises up from the bed to find Jonghyun standing at the end of the bed he was lying on with that smile on his face and Onew thinks, oh shit.
"What?"
"You need to get fucked, that's what you need," Jonghyun says, all giddy and excited, certain that it's golden advice, "You need to get fucked so hard that you can't think of anything, and certainly you'll forget about all the thoughts that have been troubling you!"
Onew just stares.
"Really, Jonghyun, really," he says and swallows before continuing, "That's what I need."
Jonghyun nods way too eagerly, a twinkle in his glorious puppy eyes and Onew tries to stifle his laughter.
"Well, then," he laughs, moving to get off the bed, "I guess I better go find Minho."
"Wait, what, why," Jonghyun yells, flailing his hands in the air in an attempt to stop Onew from leaving the room, "But, like, I'm right here!"
Onew stops just before his bunny-socked feet touched the floor and he turns to look at their lead singer. They stare at each other before Onew snorts and starts laughing, realizing what the other was trying to do. The look on Jonghyun's face is priceless, a look of pure devastation.
"Oh, Jonghyun, what am I going to do with you?" Onew chuckles are he gets off the bed, heading to the kitchen to get something to eat because he was hungry.
Jonghyun's face turns hopeful before Onew adds, "And no."
"Aw, come on, hyung!" he pleads, following his leader out the door like a lost puppy.
"No."
"But you never know, and it's the beginning of the new year, you have to try new things!"
"No."
"Okay, fine, but you can't go to Minho."
Onew laughs, turning into the kitchen, and is rewarded with (temporary) silence as Jonghyun trots after him.
"Please?"
Onew almost chokes. (Oh, what a wonderful way to start the year.)
pg13 for swearing, jongyu, crack
you give me 10,000 nights of thunder, but i'll give them all back to you,
'cause you're so oooh (doo doo doo), so ahh (doo doo doo), so cool.
a.n; okay so i have no idea where this came from lol there's less than an hour before the new year for me so happy (early/belated/or whatever idek) new year, everyone ♥
It's New Year's eve and Onew can't relax even though they were free to spend the year's last day with themselves, alone and without schedules. So many things were running through his mind. He smiled a little when he thought back to that rock performance of Lucifer they did and felt really satisfied because he thought he looked pretty damn good singing and doing whatever he thought he should be doing up there on that stage. But then as quick as that momentary feeling of accomplishment came, it left, leaving Onew's head reeling with regrets and should'ves, could'ves but didn'ts.
He sighs as he rolls over onto his back, star-fish style. He puts his arm over his eyes and sighs.
"Hey hyung, you know what you need?"
The voice makes Onew jump and he raises up from the bed to find Jonghyun standing at the end of the bed he was lying on with that smile on his face and Onew thinks, oh shit.
"What?"
"You need to get fucked, that's what you need," Jonghyun says, all giddy and excited, certain that it's golden advice, "You need to get fucked so hard that you can't think of anything, and certainly you'll forget about all the thoughts that have been troubling you!"
Onew just stares.
"Really, Jonghyun, really," he says and swallows before continuing, "That's what I need."
Jonghyun nods way too eagerly, a twinkle in his glorious puppy eyes and Onew tries to stifle his laughter.
"Well, then," he laughs, moving to get off the bed, "I guess I better go find Minho."
"Wait, what, why," Jonghyun yells, flailing his hands in the air in an attempt to stop Onew from leaving the room, "But, like, I'm right here!"
Onew stops just before his bunny-socked feet touched the floor and he turns to look at their lead singer. They stare at each other before Onew snorts and starts laughing, realizing what the other was trying to do. The look on Jonghyun's face is priceless, a look of pure devastation.
"Oh, Jonghyun, what am I going to do with you?" Onew chuckles are he gets off the bed, heading to the kitchen to get something to eat because he was hungry.
Jonghyun's face turns hopeful before Onew adds, "And no."
"Aw, come on, hyung!" he pleads, following his leader out the door like a lost puppy.
"No."
"But you never know, and it's the beginning of the new year, you have to try new things!"
"No."
"Okay, fine, but you can't go to Minho."
Onew laughs, turning into the kitchen, and is rewarded with (temporary) silence as Jonghyun trots after him.
"Please?"
Onew almost chokes. (Oh, what a wonderful way to start the year.)