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Title: helpful
Author: mouse_ear @ lj
Characters/Pairing: mabel pines, dipper pines, (mentioned) wendy, dipper/mabel
Rating: pg-13
Warning: incest
Genre: fluff
Summary: mabel has an idea that could benefit both her and dipper.
{p. 1}
mabel is all of fourteen years old and knobby knees covered in bruises and baby blue bandaids when she pops a stick of pink bubblegum into her braces-filled mouth and calls dipper from upstairs, saying she has something to propose to him.
“what is it, mabel?” he asks rather cautiously when he gets to their room.
she widens her grin and dipper has to squint so the light reflecting from her braces doesn’t hurt his eyes. “i have an idea that’ll solve both our adolescent worries,” she chimes.
dipper raises his eyebrow, “oh? And what’ll that be?”
she chews her gum for a minute or two, trying to get it in the perfect position for bubble-blowing, and then blows a bubble the size of her head. It pops all over her face and she laughs while she wipes it off and then says, “well, you see, dippinator, my future vampire dreamboat and I have yet to cross paths,” she begins matter-of-fact-ly, “and well, we’ve been coming to Gravity Falls for two consecutive summers and I don’t think there’s a magical entity we still haven’t met except for vampires. Well, vampires and fairy horse princesses.”
dipper gives her a blank stare and narrows his eyes to try and process what she’s said, but comes up with nothing.
“okay dipper, let me get straight to the point. i think my future vampire beau and I are going to meet very soon, and well, when we do, I don’t want to be...y’know”
dipper plasters a concerned and confused look on his face, and furrows his eye brows. “no, mabel. i don’t know. what am I supposed to be knowing?”
she shifts uncomfortably on her bed and flips over so that the world around her is upside down.
“ well, although I may in fact be the cutest, most lovable, cool, hip, suave, tons of fun gal with a mysterious side in the entire western hemisphere, believe it or not, but i still haven’t had my first kiss,” she says awkwardly and full of coughs in between each word.
uh-oh. i don’t like where this is going, dipper thinks.
“now before you get your panties in a bunch, think about it. wendy’s going off to college this year, and I think it’ll be your last chance to get a smooch from her. and if you do get to kiss her, I think you’re going to wanna be experienced. c’mon dipper, please? nobody in the whole entire world will know except for us” she says with an eyebrow wiggle.
he takes a moment to think about it. i mean, wendy is really mature. if i do get a chance to kiss her (please god, oh please oh please oh please), she's not gonna want to kiss me again if its bad.
“so nobody’s going to know except for us, right?” he finally says, breaking the silence between them.
she sits up and starts jumping up and down and clapping and smiling and punching him and then gives him a big ol' mabel hug. “ oh thank you thank you thank you, dipper!,” she laughs. when she lets go, she looks at him intently and smiles. " okay dipper," she says, " lets get to it,"
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Author: mouse_ear @ lj
Characters/Pairing: mabel pines, dipper pines, (mentioned) wendy, dipper/mabel
Rating: pg-13
Warning: incest
Genre: fluff
Summary: mabel has an idea that could benefit both her and dipper.
{p. 1}
mabel is all of fourteen years old and knobby knees covered in bruises and baby blue bandaids when she pops a stick of pink bubblegum into her braces-filled mouth and calls dipper from upstairs, saying she has something to propose to him.
“what is it, mabel?” he asks rather cautiously when he gets to their room.
she widens her grin and dipper has to squint so the light reflecting from her braces doesn’t hurt his eyes. “i have an idea that’ll solve both our adolescent worries,” she chimes.
dipper raises his eyebrow, “oh? And what’ll that be?”
she chews her gum for a minute or two, trying to get it in the perfect position for bubble-blowing, and then blows a bubble the size of her head. It pops all over her face and she laughs while she wipes it off and then says, “well, you see, dippinator, my future vampire dreamboat and I have yet to cross paths,” she begins matter-of-fact-ly, “and well, we’ve been coming to Gravity Falls for two consecutive summers and I don’t think there’s a magical entity we still haven’t met except for vampires. Well, vampires and fairy horse princesses.”
dipper gives her a blank stare and narrows his eyes to try and process what she’s said, but comes up with nothing.
“okay dipper, let me get straight to the point. i think my future vampire beau and I are going to meet very soon, and well, when we do, I don’t want to be...y’know”
dipper plasters a concerned and confused look on his face, and furrows his eye brows. “no, mabel. i don’t know. what am I supposed to be knowing?”
she shifts uncomfortably on her bed and flips over so that the world around her is upside down.
“ well, although I may in fact be the cutest, most lovable, cool, hip, suave, tons of fun gal with a mysterious side in the entire western hemisphere, believe it or not, but i still haven’t had my first kiss,” she says awkwardly and full of coughs in between each word.
uh-oh. i don’t like where this is going, dipper thinks.
“now before you get your panties in a bunch, think about it. wendy’s going off to college this year, and I think it’ll be your last chance to get a smooch from her. and if you do get to kiss her, I think you’re going to wanna be experienced. c’mon dipper, please? nobody in the whole entire world will know except for us” she says with an eyebrow wiggle.
he takes a moment to think about it. i mean, wendy is really mature. if i do get a chance to kiss her (please god, oh please oh please oh please), she's not gonna want to kiss me again if its bad.
“so nobody’s going to know except for us, right?” he finally says, breaking the silence between them.
she sits up and starts jumping up and down and clapping and smiling and punching him and then gives him a big ol' mabel hug. “ oh thank you thank you thank you, dipper!,” she laughs. when she lets go, she looks at him intently and smiles. " okay dipper," she says, " lets get to it,"
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