TMI: Hormones
There seems to be a direct correlation between the number of zits on my face and the amount of time since my last orgasm. I've noticed this once or twice before, but dismissed it as coincidence. But as I was in the bathroom a few minutes ago smearing acne cream on my numerous zits, it occurred to me that I haven't taken Herman to the circus since Sunday. I suppose there's some sort of hormonal connection between the two.
So in order to keep my skin clear, I need to choke the chicken every couple of days, whether I'm in the mood or not. And I'm not.
(Or I could, like, find a woman to have sex with. ha ha ha.)