The Adventures of Emo!Kahlan in Mafialand
This is a story of what happened when Emo!Kahlan woke up one day in a strange place called Mafialand. It is told in gifs, so beware, lots of pictures behind the cut.
Once upon a time, there was our intrepid heroine, Kahlan! She starts our story crumpled in a heap on the ground. Richard goes over to see whatever is the matter!
Kahlan was very happy to see Richard, but as she looked around, she was very confused. Where was she? It turned out that she was in Mafialand. A strange world filled with strange people. Kahlan and Richard separated to try to meet their new companions. First, Kahlan met a man named Bucky. He seemed very nice and they had a pleasant chat.
But as Kahlan talked with people, she noticed someone. Someone that bothered her. FACEBOOK! Facebook was totally hitting on Richard and propositioning him! Kahlan couldn't have that!
So she ran over to confess it.
But it didn't work! Kahlan was distraught!
She ended up crying, and crying, and crying.
She talked to some people, including Narcissa Malfoy, who told her to toughen up. And Maru, who gave her a flower. This made her happy again.
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She thought about the situation and realized that if she didn't have her powers, she and Richard could have sexytiems! She proposed this to him.
His response was just "okay", which made Kahlan upset, so she said no sexytiems. But he talked to her and convinced her it was a good idea, so she said yes.
And they kissed...
And had sexytiems...
When Kahlan woke up the next morning, she was all alone, but that was okay, as she still had lovely memories. Memories that made her smile.
But after she got up and got dressed, she noticed something. An announcement! Someone had died!
What was this place! Kahlan was shocked!
But then she realized she had to figure out what was going on. So she went out to find people, trying to use her investigative skills.
Unfortunately, the assassins thought Kahlan was a threat, so they poisoned her!
She ended up as a ghost. One of the other ghosts was Tony Stark. They talked a lot, but rarely agreed.
Kahlan watched the events from her ghostly world, but then Richard was killed! And the assassins won! Kahlan was very sad. But then Richard called to the creator, and...
Once upon a time, there was our intrepid heroine, Kahlan! She starts our story crumpled in a heap on the ground. Richard goes over to see whatever is the matter!
Kahlan was very happy to see Richard, but as she looked around, she was very confused. Where was she? It turned out that she was in Mafialand. A strange world filled with strange people. Kahlan and Richard separated to try to meet their new companions. First, Kahlan met a man named Bucky. He seemed very nice and they had a pleasant chat.
But as Kahlan talked with people, she noticed someone. Someone that bothered her. FACEBOOK! Facebook was totally hitting on Richard and propositioning him! Kahlan couldn't have that!
So she ran over to confess it.
But it didn't work! Kahlan was distraught!
She ended up crying, and crying, and crying.
She talked to some people, including Narcissa Malfoy, who told her to toughen up. And Maru, who gave her a flower. This made her happy again.
((The gif isn't showing up correctly. Click to see it
She thought about the situation and realized that if she didn't have her powers, she and Richard could have sexytiems! She proposed this to him.
His response was just "okay", which made Kahlan upset, so she said no sexytiems. But he talked to her and convinced her it was a good idea, so she said yes.
And they kissed...
And had sexytiems...
When Kahlan woke up the next morning, she was all alone, but that was okay, as she still had lovely memories. Memories that made her smile.
But after she got up and got dressed, she noticed something. An announcement! Someone had died!
What was this place! Kahlan was shocked!
But then she realized she had to figure out what was going on. So she went out to find people, trying to use her investigative skills.
Unfortunately, the assassins thought Kahlan was a threat, so they poisoned her!
She ended up as a ghost. One of the other ghosts was Tony Stark. They talked a lot, but rarely agreed.
Kahlan watched the events from her ghostly world, but then Richard was killed! And the assassins won! Kahlan was very sad. But then Richard called to the creator, and...