Marry the Fairy (maybe I can dip into the tooth stash before she runs herself into the poor house) shag the Claus (because, you know, he has all the good toys *giggle*) Push the Bunny (because I HATE eggs)
You are WRONG! And I had to think this one through very very very carefully (and if this information gets out I know somebody ELSE I will push off a cliff) :)
*ew ew ew* Marry Bill (so long as I don't have to have sex with him) Shag Beau (because I might as well just fulfill his fantasies about me and be done with it *giggle*) Push James (but I would do that for you you know....) *ew ew ew*
OMG I totally thought you were going to shag Bill and marry Beau (because you can always divorce his dorky ass). James was a no brainer. EEEEEEEEEEEEW I made us think about doing the nasty with our attys. Now I feel all dirty *joke totally backfired*
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Easter Bunny
Tooth Fairy
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Marry the Fairy (maybe I can dip into the tooth stash before she runs herself into the poor house)
shag the Claus (because, you know, he has all the good toys *giggle*)
Push the Bunny (because I HATE eggs)
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Beau
James
(yes I just threw down the gauntlet and no you can't push them all off a cliff)
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*ew ew ew*
Marry Bill (so long as I don't have to have sex with him)
Shag Beau (because I might as well just fulfill his fantasies about me and be done with it *giggle*)
Push James (but I would do that for you you know....)
*ew ew ew*
I feel dirty...*runs to showers*
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Squiggy
Laverne
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