Alright folks....I have had several people "check in on me" today due to my absense as of late! Since most (tho' not all) of my important peeps run through here at some point I thought I would do a "general" shout out
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I'm glad you have a trip coming up to look forward to -- travel safely and enjoy the break! You deserve it! I can't believe you're still dealing with COWS. Ugh.
Don't try the scissors or the letter opener. It'll take you too long just to get through the first layer of skin and by then someone will have noticed the cessation of typing and you don't want asshole boss bustin up in your grill mid-suicide. That's just uncool. You make me laugh with your urber vacation planning. For you, seriously, planning is half the fun. You've got all your clothes laid out, you've thought of possible gifts for everyone under the planet, you've got your plane tickets tucked away and you check them twice a day, you've got the kitties taken care of...but you've forgotten to pee since like noon yesterday haven't you? You tell yourself you'll go when you get done reading this post, but I know you, you'll get coffee instead. You also get 159 points for usage of "malaise". You little jenius. Fuckin cows, yo! Everywhere just mooing and shit. They're clearly fuckers. The lot of them. I just called and there are no cows in New York. Go forth without fear of bovines young one. Be safe and have a damn good
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I hope you have a great trip!!!
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*hugs you back*
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I suggest, beat other people up
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