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[mouth_o_sauron]

*misses his hat*

*searches through his room for it*

:S

*CAN'T FIND IT!!!!*

*panics*

*panics angrily*

WHICH ONE OF YOU IMPUDENT INGRATES HAS LIBERATED MY HAT?!?!!? >:|

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[uldor_accursed]

Have you checked down the drain?

[mouth_o_sauron]

WHY pray would it be THERE?!

[dragon_father]

Have you looked behind the fridge?

[mouth_o_sauron]

Why? Did YOU put it there?!

[dragon_father]

No. It's just the sort of place where things turn up. Like down the back of the sofa.

[mouth_o_sauron]

Oh. Right.

*hurries off and looks behind hte fridge*

*and behind the sofa*

SHIT! NOT THERE!

[ulfang]

What's wrong with displaying a fine, bald head to the world anyway?

[mouth_o_sauron]

>:|

It's my HAT!!!!

And when it's at a jaunty angle it does BOTH!

[ulfang]

*sighs* I suppose I'd feel the same if someone nicked my sequins...

[mouth_o_sauron]

EXACTLY!!!!!

[niquenaro]

*comes in*

Nicky made Evil Molerat >:D

[mouth_o_sauron]

...

Wot?

[niquenaro]

*displays a contraption like a miniature garden party tent*

*puts a molerat under it*

*the molerat immediately starts to swagger and sneer*

>:D

[mouth_o_sauron]

0_o

MY HAT DOES NOT BELONG ON THE HEAD OF A NAKED UGLY RODENT!!!!

*tries to snatch it back*

*gets nipped*

>.