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[mouth_o_sauron]

*winds up brawling from the temple to the centre of town with Tar Calion*

*stands breathing heavily and bleeding, not giving a fuck about his surroundings, only about kicking this pussy king's ass*

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[bastard_irmo]

*manifests*

WHOO! FIGHT!!!

I BET ON THE LARGE GUY WITH THE FUNKY HAT!

[turco]

*escapes the house O' madness for some air*

o_0 Is that Ar Pharazon? And who'd the big dude with the jaunty hat? And what are they doing brawling in the middle of Tirion?

OH, WHO CARES! IRMO! MANIFEST A BLACKBOARD!

[bastard_irmo]

YES SIR!!!!!

*snaps his fingers and suddenly has a piece of chalk between them and a blackboard slowly fading into reality behind him*

[turco]

*writes up odds and calls over people to lay bets*

[tar_calion]

*kicks you in the shin*

I am not, a pussy! Elendil was a pussy, not me!

[mouth_o_sauron]

*backhands your ear*

You ARE a pussy.

[tar_calion]

I just got thrown through a stained glass window and came back for more. How does that make me a pussy?

*knees you in the unmentionables* >:|

[mouth_o_sauron]

*slams his fist into your injured shoulder, pausing to lick the blood off his knuckles*

*grabs you by the groin and slams you against a tree*

*smirks*

Not much there for the wife, little man.

[queen_undomiel]

*is going for a walk with Aneirin in his pram*

*is drawn to the racket*

*observes*

[tar_calion]

*SWEARS LIKE A TROOPER*

[queen_undomiel]

*gasps*

*puts my hands over baby Aneirin's ears*

*frowns at you*

[tar_calion]

I NORMALLY WOULDN'T SWEAR LIKE THIS, BEING ROYALTY AND ALL, BUT FUCK IT! I'M OFF DUTY!