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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alesia!

1. You share your birthday with Alesia!
2. Alesia is only six percent water.
3. A lump of Alesia the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
4. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Alesia from each salad served in first class.
5. Alesia is black with white stripes

Comments

[diversionmary]

ok you thief.

number five made me want to piss my pants. laughing, of course.