Voicemail

[mouthy_merc]

You've reached DEADPOOL! I can't come to the phone right now, but if you could just leave your name, number and the name of the person who you want me to whack after the beep, I'll get right back to you!

*Beep*

Comments

Crazy Phone Day

[carsexual]

"Hey, babe, just thought I'd give you a call before I go in to work, see how you're doing, you know. I guess you're still asleep or, you know, whatever. Call me back when you get this, I'd love to hear from you. Bye."

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[mouthy_merc]

Response here