Voicemail

[mouthy_merc]

You've reached DEADPOOL! I can't come to the phone right now, but if you could just leave your name, number and the name of the person who you want me to whack after the beep, I'll get right back to you!

*Beep*

Comments

Phone Hijinks

[mauledbyabear]

[ From here]

"Uh, dude, you're welcome to try to tie me up but you won't be getting very far. I could definitely kick your ass. And, uh, also, I'm not gay. I mean, what you do with dudes is your own business just...don't do it with me."

Re: Phone Hijinks

[mouthy_merc]

Response here