Voicemail

[mouthy_merc]

You've reached DEADPOOL! I can't come to the phone right now, but if you could just leave your name, number and the name of the person who you want me to whack after the beep, I'll get right back to you!

*Beep*

Comments

[x5_alec]

[From here.]

"Hey, don't you have a... 'thing' going? If that's not an issue, I'll gladly haul ass over for that snogging. And the something special would not go be unappreciated either."

[mouthy_merc]

[[Response here]]