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Character: Katsuragi Misato
Series: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Age: 29
Job: Sanitary Inspector
Canon: In A.D. 2015 war was beginning. Mysterious life forms called Angels have begun to attack the city of Tokyo-3, and the fate of humanity rests in the hands of three slightly mentally unbalanced teenagers and their badass giant mechs (also known as Evas). Intricate plots, political intrigue, existentialism, shounen retards emo kids, SYMBOLISM!!1, and a franchise that keeps on giving and giving. This is EVAAAAAAA.
Misato is the Operations Manager at NERV (the organization who created the Evas), meaning she's the strategist who tells the kids when and how to fight. When on duty, she is a smart, capable woman who takes her responsibilities very seriously... Outside of work, she is a teenager trapped in the body of a 29 year-old woman who lives solely on instant food and beer. Her sense of hygiene isn't the best, either, and the most accurate way to describe her apartment would be as a disaster zone. Outgoing, lazy, and immature -- but with a heart of gold -- Misato is a loyal friend (and sometimes maternal figure) who will always try her best in everything she does.
Sample Post:
Hello, hello, everyone~ My name's Misato and starting today I will be your appointed Sanitary Inspector! I honestly have no idea how you've managed to survive without one this long, but you shouldn't worry now that I'm here to help out! This job, it was made for me~
First, I would like to direct everyone's attention to the lake. That radioactive glow it emits? Absolutely unhealthy! I've already ordered a couple hundred pairs of sunglasses for you to wear during the day, and once the sun sets and you're ready to go to bed, all you have to do is wear a night mask to protect your retinae. Easy enough and way cheaper than attempting to purify the water in the lake, right?
Too bad we can't do something like that with the zombies and all the noise pollution they cause. Earplugs wouldn't help, since they'd also prevent you from hearing other people's occasional cries for help when the vines are getting too touchy-feely. So! I think the solution here is clearly to keep your eyes wide open and whenever you see a zombie's tongue fall out of their mouth, grab it and throw it into the lake! It won't do much for the moaning and grunting, but it will at least reduce the amount of "braaaiiiins" you get to hear. And hey, you could even have fun with the tongues once you get enough practice, like skipping stones!
Also, someone needs to let the people in the kitchen know about the ninja... penguins they have living in the fridge. It's not nice to flip out and throw shurikens at people when they're just trying to grab a cold drink! I understand how things like penguinja, purple gorillas, and onsen walruses could be considered a tourist attraction around here, but has anyone really bothered checking them for rabies?
In fact, I think that should be our first group task! Here, why don't you try and lure the walruses out of the onsen with crab? Careful with the singing one, though! We don't wanna get in trouble. Meanwhile, I'll be over here supervising the operation and instructing you on what to do next! Oh, and would you mind getting me a drink? Something tells me we're gonna be here for a loooong whil-- ... wait, what? You're not really serious, are you?
... B-But why is the beer gone?
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