So, I've been informed that I need a job.

I've been bartending since I was old enough to pick up a bottle. Not sure if that's something to be proud of or not, but the point is, I've got experience.

Also, this ticking. It's gotta stop. Anyone looking for a roommate? Or a puppy or a cat I can buy, at least?

So this is it. This is the other side.

All I see is a shitty carousel and all I hear is...ticking. Where did everybody else go? John? Cowboy, is this some kind of joke?

Heh...I guess it figures. I ask for paradise and I get Bakersfield. I gotta get the hell outta this jumpsuit. And a beer. I need a beer. Some bus fare wouldn't be bad either