to keep my mind off crap
50 PREFERENCES ... Fill these out according
to you. (WARNING, THIS SURVEY IS HELLA HELLA LAME)
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? uhm.....i'll say........nose (i kinda want both ;))
2. Be serious or be funny? funny
3. Boxers or briefs? boxers
4. Whole or skim milk? skim
5. Single or Taken? Taken
6. Simple or complicated? depends, but LIFE is complicated, and complicated things are normally more fun
7. Law or anarchy? eh. law. anarchy is bad.
8. Flowers or angels? Flowers
9. Grey or gray? Grey
10. Read or write? read
11. Color or black-and-white photos? black-and-white
12. Sunrise or sunset? sunset, it's beautiful
13. M&M's or Skittles? PEANUT M&M's
14. Rap or rock? rock. rap sux
15. Stay up late or wake up late? BOTH. durrrrrrrrrrr. but i'd rather stay up late
16. TV or Radio? TV
17. Is it POP or SODA? soda
18. X or O in Tic-tac-toe? X
19. Eat an apple or an orange? red apples
20. What came first the chicken or the egg? chicken....yeah
21. Hot or Cold? hot
22. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? TALL! and skinny......SKINNY WHITE BOYZ! yum
23. Sun or moon? moon
24. Emerald or ruby? emerald
25. Left or right? righty tighty
26. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? uno bestest mate
27. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolate. vanilla is icky to the MAX
28. High or Drunk? drunk
29. Green beans or carrots? green beans
30. Low fat or fat free? low fat
31. What is your biggest fear in the world? being alone and becoming someone i hate
32. Kids or no kids? kids. they are adorable.
33. Cat or dog? BOTH!!!!!!! but............DOGS NAMED TOBLERONE AND EDWARD!!!!!
34. Half empty or half full? well. if it's coke, persay, it is half-empty. if it is something gross like milk, then it is half full
35. Mustard or ketchup? ....mustard
36. Hard cover books or soft cover books? soft cover (cheaper and not as heavy)
37. Newspaper or magazine? magazine
38. Sandals or sneakers? converse
39. Wonder or amazement? wonder
40. Red car or white car? red
41. Happy and poor or sad and rich? happy and poor
42. Singing or dancing? BOTH!
43. Hugging or Kissing? well....if i'm cold, hugging. if i'm horny, snogging. yes, i can have both.
44. Corduroy or plaid? plaid...no, courduroy...no plaid.....I DON'T KNOW
45. Happy or sad? happy
46. Purple or green? purple
47. Acoustic Guitar or Electric? 'lectric baby!
48. Band or Orchestra? ...hmmmmmmmm. toughy.
49. Boys or Girls? boys
50. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? lifetime of friendship with a LOT of sex. yum.
OH. guess what. i'm gonna be a total geek to occupy my mind. BEHOLD.
"Lovely Ladies/The Docks"
Sailor- I smell woman, smell 'em in the air. Think I'll drop my anchor in that harbor over there.
Lovely ladues, smell 'em through the smoke. Seven days at sea can make ya hungry for a poke.
Even stokers need a little stoke.
Prozzies- Lovely ladies, waiting for a bite
Waiting for the customers that only come at night
Lovely ladies, ready for the call
Standing up or lying down or anyway at all
Bargain prices up against the wall
Old Lady- What pretty hair
What pretty locks you've got there
What luck you've got, it's worth a centime my dear
I'll take the lot
Fantine- Don't touch me, leave me alone
Old Lady- Let's make a price
I'll give you all of ten francs
Just think of that...
Fantine- it pays a debt...
Old Lady- Just think of that
Fantine- What can I do? It pays a debt. Ten francs may save my poor Cosette.......!
Sailors- Lovely lady!
Fastest on the street
Wasn't there three minutes, she was back upon her feet
Lovely lady! What're you waiting for?
Doesn't take a lot of savvy just to be a whore
Come on lady, what's a lady for?
Pimp- Give me the dirt, who's that bit over there?
Prozzie- A bit of skirt, she's the one sold her hair
Other Prozzie- She's got a kid, sends her all that she can
Pimp- I might have known, there is always some man
Lovely lady, come along and join us! Lovely lady!
Prozzies- Come on deary, why all the fuss?
You're no grander than the rest of us
Life has dropped you at the bottome of the heap
Join your sisters, make money in your sleep
That's right deary, let him have the lot
That's right deary, show him what you've got...
Old men, young men, take 'em as they come
Harbor rats and alley cats and every kind of scum
Poor men, rich men, leaders of the land
See 'em with their trousers off, they're never quite as grand
All it takes is money in your hand
Lovely ladies, going for a song
Got a lot of callers but they never stay for long
Fantine- Come on, captain, you can wear your shoes
Don't it make a change to have a girl who can't refuse?
Easy money, lying on a bed
Just as well they never see the hate that's in your head
Don't they know they're making love to one already dead?!
Scary, gross, evil man (forgot his name)- Here's something new
I think I'll give it a try
Come closer, you, I like to see what I buy
The usual price, for just one slice of your pie
Fantine- I don't want you
No, no, monsieur, let me go!
SGEM- Is this a trick? I won't pay more!
Fantine- No, not at all
SGEM- You've got some nerve, you little whore
You've got some gall!
YES. that was all by memory. it is true.