My new favorite(and original) insults;

Bastard Cake(also sounds good adding "piece of" to front)

Fuck-Nugget

Bitch Cookie

On a side note, my play ended.  It was... good.  Yeah.  Says a lot.  Also, my new favorite play is "Avenue Q."  Very soon in the near future I'll post a song from it.

Chris

I spelled "sentence" wrong, didn't I?

This brunch, Yolanda was walking up The Wall Street Journal, when Joe The Texas Ranger drove up in his tiolet, and, as her nose caught flame, she smacked him in the right butt cheek with half a dozen road maps, all from Delaware.

Chris

Jesus I haven't updated in a long time.  Summers almost over and the last time I updated was when summer was about to start.  I'm sorry, my readers, for disapointing you.  I know that my posts are important to you to begin your day with fresh incite and relishing thoughts.  "Why haven't you been updating," you ask.  Welp, even though there were ( Read more... )

And I ate goat.

Welp, since last update I saw a an Elton John concert, got the nickname “Bobble-head” from some group of kids, went to Mexico, got back, and have started writing in Livejournal again ( Read more... )

Welp, we just might move. That's right. Out of our house and into a new one. I now have established my family as the slut of house buyers. We go though houses like the Hulk through a vagina. I have lived in 8 houses that I can remember, maybe 9 or 10 here and there, even though I'm only 15. It's that sad ( Read more... )

First of all, thanks for the comments on my entries. With out sounding gay, bisexual, or anything related, uhh... your entries are good too. It is safe to say that even though we both pursue journalism as a job, you will get farther(Remember. NOT gay, just bein' nice ( Read more... )

Before I start in, let me just say that I had a pretty good weekend. The sun was out, I went to the beach with a couple friends, and everyone was happy ( Read more... )

First of all, let me say that I NEVER take advice from anyone. Especially advice from a desperate, troubled, ignorant, snotty youth such as a from a certain uni-browed one that will go un-named(He says he doesn't have a uni-brow, but he just waxes it ( Read more... )