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I completely forgot to mention. I am marrying Joe Smith! I just found out the other day from my friend Crystal Fender. She thinks that Joe Smith is the most amazing guy in the world and she has officially arranged our marriage and she will be the maid of honor because she set us up. Of course, Joe doesn't know this yet, but as soon as he reads ( Read more... )

Man, it feels like it's been forever since I've updated. I'll try to fit everything into one entry - here it goes ( Read more... )

Here is me and my new lip ring... I'm talking on my cell phone with Brian Webb aka Jesus. He's a funny guy - he likes pirates.


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SOOO - I'm at my dad's house, just lounging around. It's wonderful not to have anything to worry about. Anyways - I wanted to tell you a story. My step-mom is Chinese. In China, they don't have squirrels. So, you can image her surprise to see these funny looking furry rat things with bushy tails running around our backyard the first day she ( Read more... )

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I ate too much peanut butter and feel like I'm going to vomit.

Something in our sink smells like tuna and ass. What a bad combo. This also makes me want to ralph.

It's 4am and I'm writing my religion term paper. I get up to take a "potty break" and change into sweats. Coming back downstairs I can see his car in our complex parking lot. This means he's staying the night with her. This means he's cuddling with her the same exact way he cuddled with me. For some reason this stings/burns/hurts. Why do I ( Read more... )

I have a paper due tomorow at 9am.... Have I started it? NO! Of course not ( Read more... )

She is Progressive Girl
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