You make me remember better times of the past. You should call me. Someday I will finish a story. You = child at heart. If I saw you now I'd ask you to drive with me in my new car. I would build a astral rainbow charged, bungee equiped, dancing space ship of doom just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my big toe. If I could sing you any song it would be Le Vie Bohiem. We could drink white chocolate mocha under the stars. My love for you is like that of chocolate bird.
Love, Dani
(P.S. hurry up and get the hell down here so I can DO something.)
The Sentimental Versionkissofshadows21December 7 2005, 16:43:40 UTC
Dear Elan,
You make me smile no matter how bad of mood I'm in. You should get a tattoo with me someday, so I can stir up the Christians back here. Someday I will travel Europe with you and we can meet some hot guys with sexy accents. You = My best friend in the whole world!!! If I saw you now I'd hug you and scream "ELAN!!! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!!!!!! I'VE MISSED YOU WHORE!!!!!" I would build a batmobile just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my right leg, since you're so in love with it... If I could sing you any song it would be the Sailor Moon theme song. We could drink, well you know what we're going to drink when we get back, under the stars. My love for you is like that of a thousand Anita Blake books. Lol.
Love, Elise
(P.S. I miss you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!! I'm coming home soon!)
The TRUE Versionkissofshadows21December 7 2005, 16:49:38 UTC
Dear Elan,
You make me want to call the authorities and report your illegal prostitution acts. You should stop acting like such a dang hoe!! Someday I will help you see the error of your ways and help your reform your whorish lifestyle. You = major uber whore. If I saw you now I'd be thinking, "Damn. How slutty can one person be?!" I would build a house of condoms just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my.... :) If I could sing you any song it would be Moulin Rouge or Sin Wagon. We could drink under the stars. My love for you is like that of a middle-aged pervert in Hooters looking for a female companion he pays for regularly.
Love, Elise
(P.S. You are a whorey mc whore times 50 billion!!!
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You make me remember better times of the past.
You should call me.
Someday I will finish a story.
You = child at heart.
If I saw you now I'd ask you to drive with me in my new car.
I would build a astral rainbow charged, bungee equiped, dancing space ship of doom just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my big toe.
If I could sing you any song it would be Le Vie Bohiem.
We could drink white chocolate mocha under the stars.
My love for you is like that of chocolate bird.
Love,
Dani
(P.S. hurry up and get the hell down here so I can DO something.)
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You make me smile no matter how bad of mood I'm in.
You should get a tattoo with me someday, so I can stir up the Christians back here.
Someday I will travel Europe with you and we can meet some hot guys with sexy accents.
You = My best friend in the whole world!!!
If I saw you now I'd hug you and scream "ELAN!!! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!!!!!! I'VE MISSED YOU WHORE!!!!!"
I would build a batmobile just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my right leg, since you're so in love with it...
If I could sing you any song it would be the Sailor Moon theme song.
We could drink, well you know what we're going to drink when we get back, under the stars.
My love for you is like that of a thousand Anita Blake books. Lol.
Love,
Elise
(P.S. I miss you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!! I'm coming home soon!)
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You make me want to call the authorities and report your illegal prostitution acts.
You should stop acting like such a dang hoe!!
Someday I will help you see the error of your ways and help your reform your whorish lifestyle.
You = major uber whore.
If I saw you now I'd be thinking, "Damn. How slutty can one person be?!"
I would build a house of condoms just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my.... :)
If I could sing you any song it would be Moulin Rouge or Sin Wagon.
We could drink under the stars.
My love for you is like that of a middle-aged pervert in Hooters looking for a female companion he pays for regularly.
Love,
Elise
(P.S. You are a whorey mc whore times 50 billion!!!
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