I made out with a french guy because I have a gigantic penis!

[moxproxy]

Comments

[deeevamp]

I'd totally believe your title was true.

But apparently I shot a Mexican because I smoke crack.

[moxproxy]

Yeah, isn't it amazing how they get it spot on like that? Have they been following us around or what? I'd be getting kind of paranoid right now if I weren't to busy loving the attention. ;)

you'd never guess..

[nieninqui]

I made out with a horse because I'm a gangster like that^^