Dirty Thirty

Aug 18, 2012 19:48

30.
I've arrived into my "prime."

Or, as Pablo Neruda put it:
...like a puma in the barrens of Quitratue.


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anywhereanyone August 19 2012, 04:19:30 UTC
testicles don't have to be that hairy

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moxxyie August 21 2012, 16:21:33 UTC
It all depends on how much the man manscapes.

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wanderlust03 August 19 2012, 04:44:11 UTC
DEFINITELY celebratory... and you're coming into your sexual power, dear lady.

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moxxyie August 21 2012, 16:22:12 UTC
Indeed.

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dangermouse72 August 19 2012, 07:54:43 UTC
Rock out with your cake out? I'm not sure what your 'cake' would be but I guess it's a pun for the ocassion ;o)

And, apparently, women reach their "sexual peak" around 30, so...

Happy Birthday ;o)

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moxxyie August 21 2012, 16:25:15 UTC
The penis is both in reference to my metaphorical balls (giant rice crispy balls I ripped apart with my bare hands, btw) and the affectionate long-running joke that I need to get laid. By a two feet long penis, it seems.

Oh, I know all about the 30 sexual peak business in women. Puma alert.

Thanks! :)

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dangermouse72 August 27 2012, 07:37:04 UTC
If you're a puma I don't know what makes me (male equivalent obviously)..

Anyway, I quite like big cats ;op

And good luck finding and then coping with a 2ft long willy!

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nordicwolf August 19 2012, 16:03:20 UTC
Happy Birthday

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moxxyie August 21 2012, 16:25:27 UTC
Gracias.

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genericambition August 20 2012, 03:38:41 UTC
Happy birthday :) 30 has been amazing for me so far. Life is full of surprises.

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moxxyie August 21 2012, 16:26:16 UTC
That's what I'm counting on. :)

Thank you.

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