All I ever needed to know I learned from Monty Python. (Life of Brian)

[moxybyproxy]

"What's with all this womens's rights

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[lortext]

u should have a boyfriend u r awesome

[moxybyproxy]

awww. thanks frank. but until i meet that 'holyshitthayguy'smysoulmate' moment, i'll stay single a while yet.

[prettybunny]

i want your uterus.
meeeeeeow!
eternally, oliver

[moxybyproxy]

oliver, you're only reminding me why we couldn't stay together. i don't like to eat chicken gizzards. you do.

[daylightelf]

maybe we could send our uteri to a day-school, or something... they could play with all the other little uteri, and learn arts and crafts, and just bloody well stay out of trouble...

[moxybyproxy]

i personally just want mine frozen until i ever want to have kids.

[daylightelf]

mmm, frozen... uterusicle!

...ew...