Viva la Burrito! they have saved my life yet once again ( Read more... )

So I woke up to this glorious morning in the country and opened all the windows and doors to let the soft summertime breezes into the house. Only to be remined minutes later that my fucking hick neighbors' idea of country living is riding their shit dirt bikes up and down the property line. If you've done it one time, why do it fifty?? These are ( Read more... )

I actually said "Crappucino" today.
I like work. I like the girls.
except everyone's blonde and is married or had lt bf.
i'm used to the gay singles scene.
feet hurt.
had chicken pot pie for dinner.
made pesto chicken pasta 4 tomorrow.
already in my pajamas and ready 4 bed.
party party party.

"Now I wan' all you menfolk to fall in line!
Shake yo' shimmies like I'm shakin' mine!
You shake yo' shimmies and you shake it fast!
If you can't shake yo' shimmy shake your yesyesyes!"

I love "The Color Purple". Probably the best movie ever.

i smell like a big freaking frappucino.

today was fun...they had me on the register and i'm still in the "whoa what's happening?" mode, so that when an hour went by, it felt like a million did.

SIDENOTE: all you motherfuckers who don't know how to fucking drive better get your dumb asses off the fucking freeways and onto a commuter bus. and ( Read more... )

"Amélie" made me feel a little better. Going to the dark night now that is my friend. Kidding. Working little four hour shifts for the rest of the week is going to be like having mulitple orgasms. Exciting. Woo.

G'night y'all.

Is there anything crueller than having a wonderful sex dream and then waking up alone???

On that note: My sister and I watched the S.W.A.T. team come and set up to get some guy's ass out of his house last night. Totally a Colin Farrell moment. Until one of them came and pissed in the ditch right in front of our car.

Joy my email isn't working for some reason. I just realized how long it's been since I've been in California and how I miss the early sunny mornings and the late nights. I'm going to be using my newly earned money to come and stalk you, so you better be ready. If you'll have me. And if you have room. I can always sleep with Oliver! He lovvvvees me ( Read more... )

total sensory overload for the day ( Read more... )

just ate chips and salsa and am now munching on chocolate.