Slightly Suggestive Thought of the Day

[mozapheliac]

I like my women like I like my pants: dark and tight.

It is a damn human rights violation that I am single. SERIOUSLY.

Comments

[supervixen22]

So you like black chicks?

Easy solution.

[stella_tursica]

1. Get a vibrator.

2.And an attentive gay friend.

3.Or one of your straight girlfriends/guyfriends + a little booze.

Re: Easy solution.

[magistar2]

Attentive gay friend and vibrator? Wow. That's like my ideal weekend right there.

[ciaoenrico]

I hear ya. Somehow, the lowest common denominator doesn't have room for people of our collective awesomeness.

And I'm still with Izzard on this one: I still like my women like I like my coffee - hot and black. And with a spoon in them