Comments | mozapheliac: Christians Suck

mozapheliac

Christians Suck

Mar 12, 2008 01:18

I've been watching a lot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer lately, and I am struck by the fact that every vampire in the world is a Christian, as evidenced by the the maming power of crucifixes. It's interesting that every vampire is afraid of crucifixes and holy water; you never see a vampire who, when confronted with a crucifix, says something like, " ( Read more... )

Comments 3

magistar2 March 12 2008, 14:50:25 UTC

I just pwned a total stupid Christian today. He was saying that saying that a random guy she doesn't like is a "fag" is no big deal, it's just a word, and that it was offensive to Christians that I was offended. I asked what she thought of saying "Happy Holidays," since they're just words and I was offended that she was offended.

She was also a total whore texting nonstop while reading a book about Gossip Girl and complaining how I was checking her out.

supervixen22 March 13 2008, 05:40:50 UTC

Yeah I used to have a crush on Angel when I watched it in jr. high... but looking back, he totally isn't hot. And he is kinda boring...

So wait... sluggo4 March 13 2008, 13:39:54 UTC

Your problem is with the unbelievability of VAMPIRES being Catholic? They're made up (the vampires, not the Catholics). Like zombies. And Bigfoot. No, wait, not Bigfoot. If you catch that one in the woods, it'll be wearing a big pontiff hat and taking a dump at the same time. Hybrid, don't you know.

But what do I know? I've never been a fan of Buffy, so all you cretins can have it.