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1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow UP ?
-W.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
-John Mayer
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
- There are probably a few.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Asagio
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient in the world is possible what do you choose?
Pastrami Bomber
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
- I dunno.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice?
- I dunno.
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Wow, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
- car repairs, rent, groceries, bills... The list is endless.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
- A little further south in the Northeast.
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
- Cabernet
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
- 1995. I'd smack myself siily, cause that's where it all began.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
- "I WIN!"
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
-Probably be some kind of Progressive/Green political show.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
- I say Fuck alot
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, what do you do?
- Ummm... Wait... What?
17. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
- Call the Fire Department.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
- Oh man. I'd have to call a few people to say good bye real quick.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
-Super Intelligence/Mind Powers
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
- Last few weekends.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
- 2003-2005
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere else in the world. Where do you go?
- England usually accepts us types.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
-Common Ground. It's the only one I ever go to.
24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "check it out, i can fly!"?
- Yr moms. This is a dumb question.
25. The constant absorption of magical moon beans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
- JFK? Maybe George Washington so he could see what a travesty the US political system has become.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow UP ?
-W.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
-John Mayer
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
- There are probably a few.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Asagio
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient in the world is possible what do you choose?
Pastrami Bomber
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
- I dunno.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice?
- I dunno.
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Wow, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
- car repairs, rent, groceries, bills... The list is endless.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
- A little further south in the Northeast.
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
- Cabernet
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
- 1995. I'd smack myself siily, cause that's where it all began.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
- "I WIN!"
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
-Probably be some kind of Progressive/Green political show.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
- I say Fuck alot
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, what do you do?
- Ummm... Wait... What?
17. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
- Call the Fire Department.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
- Oh man. I'd have to call a few people to say good bye real quick.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
-Super Intelligence/Mind Powers
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
- Last few weekends.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
- 2003-2005
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere else in the world. Where do you go?
- England usually accepts us types.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
-Common Ground. It's the only one I ever go to.
24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "check it out, i can fly!"?
- Yr moms. This is a dumb question.
25. The constant absorption of magical moon beans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
- JFK? Maybe George Washington so he could see what a travesty the US political system has become.