We still have plenty of quotes, so here's the update, as well as the current list of people who owe quotes (which I will update as questions are answered
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1) "I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose." 2) "I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I wasn't under such heavy sedation." 3) "We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way."
1. Guy 1: We've been framed. Guy 2: Spence told me you'd say that. Guy 1: Spence is a lying prick with his ass hairs caught in a twist! Guy 2: He told me you'd say that too!
2. You will be different, sometimes you'll feel like an outcast, but you'll never be alone. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father and the father becomes the son.
Superman Versus Rosencrantz & GuildensterntalmanesMarch 21 2008, 17:55:44 UTC
A51. It’s not so difficult, really. Acquiescence. It’s easy, actually. You just... give... in.
A52. I’ve got better things to do tonight than die.
A53. You could print pictures of me wearing nipple rings and butt-fucking Captain Kangaroo! All anyone would wonder was whether the stock was up, or down.
A54. Character 1: How do you think the Yankees will do against the Redskins this year? Character 2: The Yankees are a baseball team. The Redskins are a football team. Personally, I think the Redskins would kick the shit out of them.
A55. He's not my father. He's my lover.
A56. I can't believe they killed him because he wanted to change things. In our time. In our country.
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1) "I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose."
2) "I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I wasn't under such heavy sedation."
3) "We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way."
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5) "You were diagnosed with something called a brain cloud, and you didn't ask for a second opinion?"
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Guy 2: Spence told me you'd say that.
Guy 1: Spence is a lying prick with his ass hairs caught in a twist!
Guy 2: He told me you'd say that too!
2. You will be different, sometimes you'll feel like an outcast, but you'll never be alone. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father and the father becomes the son.
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A52. I’ve got better things to do tonight than die.
A53. You could print pictures of me wearing nipple rings and butt-fucking Captain Kangaroo! All anyone would wonder was whether the stock was up, or down.
A54. Character 1: How do you think the Yankees will do against the Redskins this year?
Character 2: The Yankees are a baseball team. The Redskins are a football team. Personally, I think the Redskins would kick the shit out of them.
A55. He's not my father. He's my lover.
A56. I can't believe they killed him because he wanted to change things. In our time. In our country.
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7) "Dear Diary: My teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."
8) "He never did anything that was illegal... unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun."
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