These are my three for Plunkett & MacLeanecloser2myselfJuly 31 2004, 00:19:43 UTC
"Anytime you think I'm being too rough, anytime you think I'm being too tough, anytime you miss-your-mommy, QUIT! You sign your 1248, you get your gear, and you take a stroll down washout lane. Do you get me?"
"He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most."
"I hate this place! I hate penis eating minnows and I hate freaky fruit! I want to go home, I want concrete, I want home made tortellini. I want my Los Angeles Lakers. I want to go home, I want to go home, I want to go home! Get out of here, monkeys!"
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1. You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot.
2. There's just something so illogical about being a smurf. I mean whats the point of living if you don't have a dick?
3. Oh, so THAT'S what an invisible barrier looks like!
4. You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas ain't the place you want to get caught.
5. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in. Next to soccer.
6. It's Hebrew, it's from the Talmud. It says, Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire.
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"He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most."
"I hate this place! I hate penis eating minnows and I hate freaky fruit! I want to go home, I want concrete, I want home made tortellini. I want my Los Angeles Lakers. I want to go home, I want to go home, I want to go home! Get out of here, monkeys!"
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2) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
3) Rusty and Linus, Ocean's Eleven.
8) Galaxy Quest.
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5. Maverick
12. Batman Returns
13. Coyote Ugly
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