Fighting Laziness...black_mamba__December 7 2005, 02:33:59 UTC
So it was a Friday night, and we were working at that belt place, The Great Beltway, do you remember? Anyway, we were so stoked because that night we were going to go see the Talking Heads. This was a while ago... probably, ooh, '87? Yeah, '87, because you were still living with Mandy
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One day we decided to have a picnic in the woods. As we were eating a bear came and wanted to steal our food. I, being afraid of mammals, threw a rock at the bear's head causing it's spine to break. The bear died and 2 hungry bear cubs came. Well, out of food, we took the bear cubs with us and went home. We watched the news and a headline appeared saying that a biologist's body who was studying bears in the woods was found... in a bear suit, spinal cord shattered, rock lying next to her. We panicked and took the bears that she was studying to the zoo when it was closed. We threw them into 2 different bear pits and thought everything was ok... until another headline came on the news, this one saying "2 young bear cubs mawled to death in a orangutan pit and a panda pit". We looked at each other with blank stares.
mmm beauty not the beastdanielestaDecember 8 2005, 12:24:50 UTC
i remember when we all sat in a car and had nothing to do. I also remember you getting out of the car when queen came on the radio and started dancing. All of us just watched with glee and started a conversation about dragons. We debated that dragons must have existed, otherwise why would there be such a thing called a dragon? we then started to debate over the existance of doG, thats when you tired from exhaustion and entered the car. As you came in we were all looking at are invaginated belly buttons. YOu then asked, "is it a girls day out?" It indeed was. suddenly space and time seemed to smug together. Not like peanut butter and gelly more like hotsauce and lemonade. everything was violet and if you listened you could hear violet at a wavelength approximately 410 nanometers in length. It was beautiful
when i moved out of our house, i never would have imagined you and mom would split up. i had to hear this from mom, a year later after you guys split. just because i'm in college, that doesn't mean you can keep me ignorant of important things like a divorce. she was telling me that she misses you. even though you were abusive to her, she still thinks of you.
its a damn shame you married the neighbor, jake, mom's brother.
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And I so wish we could go see the Talking Heads. I'd even do lines off coke of a hot chick's ass to get the chance.
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did you ever get my message in regards to your message about hanging out?
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And I might be finding me way up the land of San Fransisco again somedee soon. And next time, I will call in advance, rather than 2 hours before.
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...and that's how we got away with 3 murders :D
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I couldn't get it up.
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its a damn shame you married the neighbor, jake, mom's brother.
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