Pirate Captain Jim

[mr_andrew]

"Walk the plank," says Pirate Jim

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[ingwe_vanyarin]

The Ant
by Ogden Nash

The ant has made himself illustrious
Through constant industry industrious.
So what?
Would you be calm and placid
If you were full of formic acid?

The Cow
by Ogden Nash

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.