Detained under suspicion for the peculiar murders of Andrew and Yoyo, Frances was given one chance to explain her actions. Here is what she wrote ( Read more... )

The following story takes place two Thursdays from now, long before you were born. It is the story of a man named Patrick, and it is a sad story indeed.

This tale begins in a room, or, as Patrick would later describe it to friends, what usedto be a room. For though Patrick, in his current position, would ( Read more... )

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the 'pictures' folder on my computer has within it many subfolders. of these, the most interesting and diverse by far is the 'other' folder, which contains, as one might expect, pictures and images that defy classification. i thought i'd share with you a small sampling of just how random the contents are:


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i've been playing a bit of online poker recently and i've been doing pretty well.
keep in mind that all players start with just 1000 chips.  
also note the address and postal code. :)


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the following is is an example of highly intelligent film students using sohpisticated techniques to determine a team name for a project.

yoyo alrite.... so team name
cris team wooly mammoth
me team 'suicide messiah'
ƒrances that makes no sense!
yoyo i have no words..
me i apologize for trying to help
yoyo haha
me team 'poor & eager'
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just got news today that i made it into the fiction workshop course i ( Read more... )

CALM-THE-FUCK-DOWN

canada lost their gold medal game 3-0 to the czech republic today, thereby sour-noting the end of the only enjoyable hockey we've had since....oh....well....too freakin' long ( Read more... )

i have decided to commit the gravest sin of posting while intoxicated. BUT don't worry, i shall say nothing incrimating. NOTHING...except that i've taken the lives of sixteen cats today!!!!! BOO YAH ( Read more... )