Jelly Bean is not my lover

[mr_antrobus]

Is it too much to ask to buy a bag of normal, unadulterated jellybeans?

Tempted by the possibility of those sweet, chewy, gelatinous spheroids that show up around this time of year every year, I found myself in the Easter candy section of Target today. What did I find? I found jellybeans with the flavor of Starbursts. I found jellybeans with the

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[belindashort]

go to meijer. they have containers of individually flavored jelly beans and you can pick your own mix. Even have boxes of jelly bellys in traditional flavors

[__withoutwings]

Maybe that's why I hate jellybeans. It's been a while since I've had a bag of jellybeans that taste like plain old jellybeans. In the Cleveland area you can, in fact, go to the grocery store and get them. Now, I don't know for sure what it's like over in Indy, but I suspect it's the same story.

[stockholmvictim]

I can't look at the Easter bunny in the same way, these days. Ever since seeing Donnie Darko, giant bunnies (or men in giant bunny suits) are much more dark and scary.

Kind of like clowns.

[steelspydr]

The kitty is still MIA? Sad!

I personally am not a fan of jelly beans. However, there's a jelly bean factory place just a few miles from where I live. I'm sure they have red, standard JB's if you need them. Just let me know.

Looking forward to seeing you guys at the end of the month. It will be AWESOME to be back in Indy. Plus, I need to pick your brain about teaching.