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"I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. And then it hit me."

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A little poem for all of you I had brewing in my head for the past week. Enjoy ( Read more... )

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway ( Read more... )

I got my hair cut today, finally. It's really short. Short enough to make my mom scream in horror when she first saw it. I don't think it's that bad, but I'm really cold now....So feel free to laugh at me the next time you see me

Woke up this morning a little too early ( Read more... )

Ok, time for a continous string rant. Basically I'm kinda pissed now, because I won't be getting my electric guitar (see last post for a picture) for a good while. So here's the story. My dad said that in order to keep the peace between us, my brother and I would have to 'share' the guitar, and we'd get it as long as we had good grades. Well, I ( Read more... )

I 'spose I'll update. The weather here has been more or less shitty, but hey, that's Rochester for ya. It's been constant overcast and drizzle for the past couple of days, and it's going to be like this for the next week or so. Oh JOY! I went to the Guitar Center near MCC to look at electric guitars. This is the model I played the most and I'm ( Read more... )

Well, it looks like I lied about posting a good rant yesterday, and I guess I'll have to postpone the rant until tomorrow. Until then, more posting of song lyrics I currently like from OK Go ( Read more... )