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[mr_blandy_bland]

Uahhh, it's been awhile since I got anything. The last thing I got were a box full of those mittens and other Olympics stuff. I wonder what it is thi--

[The moment he pulls the flag out of the box.]

Everyone in this town will become one with Canada!

[If you do not comply to becoming one with him, he will make you...by force.]

Comments

Audio THROUGH A SLIGHTLY CRACKLY PHONE because he broke it

[steel_massifail]

...Become one with Canada?

[mr_blandy_bland]

Yes. Everyone will become one with me.

[steel_massifail]

But I don't want to do that.

[mr_blandy_bland]

I would suggest you at least consider it. It's for your own good.

[when_in_me]

Hey, America! Check out what I can do! Ooh, yeah, look at these muscles! Dohohoho!

[mr_blandy_bland]

That's nice, but...I'm not America, I'm Canada.

[when_in_me]

What's a Canada?

[mr_blandy_bland]

I'm...America's brother, remember.

.....

Does Mr. Rome want to become one?

[fuelefficient]

I believe you should give me Nova Scotia instead.

[mr_blandy_bland]

You're not getting Nova Scotia, Mr. Japan! I need it!

[fuelefficient]

Then I will take it.

[mr_blandy_bland]

I'd like to see you try it, Mr. Japan.

[Through the phone]

[passes_out]

Pardon?

[He's barely familiar the the country from his own time much less knowing who this person is.]

[mr_blandy_bland]

You will become one with Canada.

What don't you understand about that?

[passes_out]

I'm sorry, I do not understand. Marriage should be a sanction of a man and woman not between two men.

[Oh yes, he's old!]

[mr_blandy_bland]

You have it all wrong. This town will become Canadian and everyone in it will become Canadian citizens.

I will overthrow America, Meriken, and Mr. Russia if I have to.

[thebestnation]

Now we're talking!

[Guess who now despises everything America stands for? Ohhh yeaaa.]

[mr_blandy_bland]

Ahh, so you want to become one, Meriken?

[Oh dear god XD.]

[thebestnation]

Of course! Anythings better than the shitty system I'm under now.

[mr_blandy_bland]

Is it really that bad?

Ah...bad enough for you to take me up on my offer so suddenly?